"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
why do dads sneeze so loud
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
all da homo