"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep